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How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
- Sit on my penis
- Touch my penis
- I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
- Ask to see a girl’s boobs
- Shave dollar signs into your pubes
- Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping
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